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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 00:01
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
No go.
U.S. blasts Hamas response to Gaza ceasefire plan: ‘Totally unacceptable’ - The Washington Post
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
India to Open Flagship EV Making Policy to Lure Global Giants - Bloomberg
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Will Trump's tariffs harm the USA?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Just Forget it!
Shane Bieber Suffers Potential Setback In Elbow Rehab - MLB Trade Rumors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
US Inflation to Tick Higher as Tariffs Reach Consumers - Bloomberg
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why are white women not interested in dating Asian men? Are they not attractive to you at all?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Healthy Returns: Ozempic, Wegovy linked to rare cases of serious eye condition - CNBC
—
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Novo's Ozempic linked to rare cases of serious eye disorder, EU regulator says - KSL News
share office space ...
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Compass psilocybin therapy shown to be effective in largest-ever study in depression - STAT
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What to know about rare brain-eating amoeba after Texas woman dies - ABC News
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
ESPN announces TV start times, windows for 2025 SEC football season - Southeastern Conference